Category Archives: Snarky Complaints

Nothing About Chocodiles

With the political blog kinda defunct because of work, I guess I can kind of do the same thing with little barbs on Twitter. My thought this week was to say something about Mitt Romney and these “zingers.” I was going to make a joke about Zingers and Twinkies, but then I realized that there [...]

Wouldn’t You Know It?

I tweeted extensively from the FC Tucson matches this weekend, prompting two people to stop following me on Twitter. I heard from them, and they both pointed out that they follow me for politics, not soccer. I really don’t want to be an ass about this, but I exist outside of politics. Yes, I have [...]

Civic Pride

KUAZ did a short story about the concert last night naming the big name acts that came down, but failed to mention Calexico played too. KUAZ plays Calexico during it’s local drops, so you’d think they’ve heard of them.

Yeah, Sounds Like a Blast…

When I go to the Twitter home page, there is always this little definition of some neologism that the Twitter folks have come up with to show you some new “cool” use of Twitter, hopefully one that doesn’t involve Justin Beiber. The one that popped up this morning was: SF·Giants·Tweetup n. an awesome alternative to [...]

At Least They Didn’t Make a Vacuum Cleaner Reference

Check out this headline that was up on the AOL homepage today: I was curious which president Leonardo DiCaprio would be playing. I figured that William H. Taft would be right out. I clicked on the link to see which president it was… It was J. Edgar Hoover. Hasta la proxima. Do zobaczenia.

We Are Young…

Went by the Pima St. Baptist Church and this Sunday’s sermon is entitled “Love is a Battlefield.” This is a further indication that we Xers are learning to be as irritating as the Baby Boomers by naming everything after songs from our teenage years in some bid to be nostalgic and (so we think) hip. [...]

Accidental Poetry

This is from an actual piece of spam mail that I got. I kinda liked the sound of it: taylorset the discord straightnot on the landscape elizabeth.desire is greed Hasta la proxima. Do zobaczenia.